Fluffily White!

I don't usually admire sceneries when i'm inside a moving vehicle (unless they are extremely gorgeous) , be it a plane, a bus, a train, a car, whatever. I can't take it, as in i'll feel nauseated most of the time and if i couldn't swallow my puke back into my stomach, i'll throw up. Yes, i have some degree of motion sickness but it is still tolerable nonetheless.

I was in a plane yesterday, heading back, and i was given a seat next to the window coincidentally. So what i usually do when i'm placed in such a seat is that i'll shut the lid and try my best to sleep, or at least not look out the window. I was napping for a while, my head leaned against the window and the sun shone so brightly that the heat burnt my scalp, waking me up.

I looked out in annoyance "God damn it, I'm trying to sleep. Sigh.........Why is it so hot...............WOW?"

I was so amazed, the clouds, the horizon, the sky, they all looked majestically beautiful. So beautiful that i was staring straight into the glaring sun, but i did'nt mind at all. They looked too fluffy and white, it was like an ancient Chinese movie scene, a place where only god and deities roam.




I quickly took my camera out to snap a few pictures of these fluffy white clouds, despite the air stewardess telling me not to. Passengers are not suppose to switch on electrical devices during take off and landing. Who cares! I mean i'm the only one doing that, what might possibly happen right? Can the plane crash? But i thought what i did was right, i had to capture these clouds regardless. They make me feel like Monkey King flying among these cotton white balls, it feels magical!

Nothing happened to the plane, so i guess it was okay after all to use a a certain electrical devices which does not include the handphone. However, nobody should do this if they (the airstewardesses) tell you not to, I'm just being rebellious, for a couple of memorable photographs, i think it's worth it!

Dashing Through The Clouds

In a plane? And to be precise, it's AirAsia i'm talking about!

Bet everyone got it right! I'm flying (not technically, literally!) back to where i once came from. I'm going back home! Although not very excited, i SHOULD be elated since i have not been bumming around my crib for almost 3 months. That's not too long ago, but it feels like 3 years and to be honest, i think i've accustomed to the life here that i'm not screaming in joy to be heading home......

I feel disciplined (comparitively) here, i have work, i have things to do, to complete, and everyday is scheduled properly that i have no time to think of "gosh.....i'm so damn bored, what am i suppose to do now?"

Here, in KT, i'm thinking more of "F***! I have not even started typing my CWU! Darn, there's presentations?? WTF! Class is at 8.30 tomorrow?? Campus!!! GGGGgggrrrrr!!!!" I must say that i am very occupied here, which is a good thing because i don't like to plan my chores. It is best that i am given instructions of what to do, however doing it or not is another story ok? :D

I know that this time around, lazying at home is going to make me think " Goodness, i am so f***ing boring!! " And then i'm going to spend a fortune on novels, magazines and books so that they could help me kill time, not forgetting that holidays often transform me into a couch potato, where my size will also slowly evolve into that of a potato.............. -___-"

But i'm always looking forward to be in LCCT, i know this sounds bizarre. What is in that small terminal that fascinates me so much? It's Coffee Bean! I'm such a coffee-ty (if a person is a nutcase, we call them nutty, so im crazy for coffee, hence i'm coffeety! Get it?) person, i love a sip or two while waiting for another flight, it's bliss! And besides, it's Christmas and thus, they will be coming up with Christmas edition drinks with unique blends, something that will make me happy while waiting for another interconnecting flight.

So, before i leave home to catch my flight, i want to wish everyone a HO HO HO, Merry Christmas! This season is the time to try out new flavor coffee or drink, whatever it is because these will only be available once a year! I love "special" stuffs!
Oh before i forget, Starbucks' Christmas edition ice blended is way too sweet for my liking. It's like drinking sugar, no good ya'll! But it's worth a try since it's only available once a year.

I Am Short ???

I know the word tall can never be used to describe my height, but the word short is a misnomer too! I consider my height to be average, i'm a normal person! If i am short, then what about those who are.......well.......smaller? Sometimes i feel that it is not fair for me to be only 160 cm because everyone else in my family has a measurement exceeding that.
My siblings are tall people, even my mom grew vertically lengthier than i am! I just don't think it's fair that i'm the one who inherited all the short genes.

I usually don't feel that mediocre when i'm hanging out with my friends because most of my buddies are of the same height as i am, some shorter. And besides, my guy friends are good example of asian-bred males! Which is why i am relieved that i'm not bigger than they are, it makes me feel more like a lady ( i know i'm not, don't remind me hmmph!) .
However, i do have friends who grew exceptionally tall and for Asian standard, i consider these people giants!

I've never questioned myself before, if i ever look like a dwarf but this particular friend of mine made me feel so small and inferior in comparison that i wished i took my newly bought 5 inch heels out and put it on immediately.

I met up with a friend whom i have not been seeing for years last weekend, we were loitering in the Gardens and Mid Valley. So we were walking around as we chatted and passerby started tilting their heads to look and stare at him first , and then channel their stare down at me. Okay fine, i understand that i was wearing flip flop and the tip of my head was at the level of his armpit but it was unnecessary to be extending and flexing their heads to look at us right? I mean, am i THAT short that they have to perform all these neck exercises to catch a glimpse of me?

I was already having thoughts of changing my sandals into high heels but did not do so because i don't want to break my legs as we were going to have to walk for quite some time. We walked to the Gardens from Midvalley and that was when the Christmas deco there mesmerizes me so much that i deemed to have our pictures taken.

one of my favourtie plush toy, DOMOKUN!

the Christmas deco in the Gardens look very posh!

My friend happily agreed to my notion because the both of us are very vain, but he is way vainer than i am so there were no persuasions going on back there (trust me, i have friends who refuse to smile and pose for the camera no matter how much i beg them) . So we sought assistance and there was this kind lady who agreed to help us with our nuisance.

Hence i explained to her of how i wanted the pictures to turn out, i want a full length picture of the both of us together with the Christmas deco as the background. I also want another photo of us with the close up mode which must include the deco as well. I thought she understood me at first as she was nodding and nodding to my requests.

So we got ourselves ready and the lady took a few shots of us and showed me the end result. What i saw in my camera screen was that my friend and i looked like miniatures with too much background, but it was no doubt a full length shot. Another close up photo of us was disastrous too, my friend was visible from the level of his head down to his chest, but i was cut short at my neck! It was like a Halloween picture, a guy posing with a gruesome ornament, which in this case was my head!

I was obviously dissatisfied with what i saw and had to explained to her all over again and that was when she snapped and interrupted me. She said " I totally understand what you want, the thing is, it is not very possible with your height honey. You are very short as compared to your friend. I have to cut you short at your neck, or else his head will be chopped off the picture. So do you want more of you, or more of him? If you want the both of you to be in the frame, you'll definitely look small."

WHAT!!! What do you mean that i am very short? I always thought that my height is OKAY! I wanted to seek help from the others, it was clearly her lack of skills that got me looking like an elf. But i was not in the mood to hunt high and low for another photographer so my friend suggested that i stand one step up on the deco's pavement to create better proportion. And it did turned out to be better, but my friend had to still hunch to match my height! T_______T

finally a decent picture of us both

The lady took a few more shots and handed me my camera shortly after, saying that i should have steped up earlier, or could have worn high heels to get a better proportioned photo. I was not pleased with what she said, but was thankful that she had the patience to repetitively took so many failed photographs of us.

I know she was just being honest, but i still don't think that i am short! I'm no where near tall either but definitely not S-H-O-R-T okay? I may look like midget comparitively, but it really depends on who you're hanging out with to be regarded as fat/ small/ big/ ugly and etc! Shoes can always save us ladies when it comes to height issues, therefor, i'm not going to fret a bit about all these nonsense!

Okay, i admit that i am indeed disturbed by those comments, but just a bit though, just a bit!

"Men" Are Generally Horny

I don't care if they are born in August, January, February or December (the months are in random) , they are all horny as long as they have enough testosterone with them. I'm not saying that it is not good to have male hormones, i definitely would not mind if Taylor Lautner is having a surge of those.

* BLUSH!!!!! *

Allright just kidding. What i'm trying to say is that males are generally sexual creatures and that is totally fine because the society accept those behaviour to a certain extent. Horniness is no big deal, but it also depends on who men are directing those hormones to and if it is appropriate to still behave like a salivating wolf hunting for young girls at the age of 70!?

I was at Pavillion's Jaguar showroom last week with Alli and Jecintha for an event, "Men Of The Year 2009" by the magazine "August Men". Like stated in the theme itself, the showroom was flooded by who else, if not men? There were tall, short, fat, thin, ugly, handsome, beardy, clean shaven, gays, all sort of males were present if you ask me. Of course, whenever there are gents, there will be ladies accompanying them as well. Alli was invited and i happily tagged along.

the interior of the showroom

people mingling with one another

Anyway, we were there, mingling around with each other, i was told that that was what we were suppose to do in events. Getting to know more people, making more friends. We did'nt really do it the conventional way as we were only chatting with each other, i don't know anyone there other than Alli and Jecintha because most of the guests were pageant girls, directors, actors, old wealthy horny men, young wealthy men who flung their parent's money, and people who pretend to be loaded and influential so that they could score some chicks, and of course chicks who wants to hang out with people who has buckets of cash.

As the three of us were talking, i could feel that someone, or a few people were actually staring at us for quite some time already but i was'nt sure because everyone was checking out each other. Hence i ignored the extra attention. A few moments later, a bunch of old hags, say men as old as my grandfather, or maybe older approached us, specifically Jecintha and told her that she was very outstanding. I have to agree, i was wowed by her too. Her height alone grabed a lot of attention, plus her unique features made heads turn.

The thing is, these old hags were actually hitting on us! There were introducing themselves as "Datuks" and at the same time trying to impress us girls. Come on man, even if they don't tell us that they are "datuks", we could definitely tell that their 5 year survival rate is small. Just look at those white hair devoid of pigments, wrinkles that covered their face making them featureless talking creatures, and those sagging beer belly are good enough evidence that they are not going to make it to year 2020.

And when the event finally ended, they came up to us and invited us to another club for another session of champagne and some "fun times" at a hotel suite. They said we (me, Alli, Jecintha) were most welcomed to join them there and would love that if we could make it to their post-event party. Of course it's going to be fun for them, but what's fun for us? We're not interested in saggy creatures. Without Viagra, i wonder if they could even survive the day and they have the guts to flirt around with people as young as their grandchild? We could'nt care less but to leave after that.

I wondered why we were approached by them in the first place because there were obviously a lot of ladies in the showroom, some looking fabulous. I thought maybe our attire were a little revealing, but after checking our photos, we were the most decent bunch in my opinion. Nothing popped out of our sleeves, our zippers were all tight and secure, we did not reveal too much skin, we practically looked OKAY!

with the gorgeous Alli and Jecintha. We dressed up pretty normal aye?

But why on earth were we the ones attacked by those old dogs? Guess we must have been random victims or they were really interested in Jecintha and Alli! Hahahaha! These 2 were the male magnets of the night. Or maybe because my theory of men being generally horny is correct after all. I can even conclude from this incident that they get hornier as they age, partly because they feel insecure? I don't know, i just thought they ought to behave more decently as they age! But instead, these group of men start flirting and that is when they give me goosebumps!

I think they should be involved in more charity work, meditate more often so that they won't have such a bad karma when they finally kick the bucket. Hitting on extremely young chicks trying to bed them is one hell of a big sin in my opinion. Most importantly, it is DISGUSTING! It would be nice if they mind to check themselves out in the mirror before saying hie to any ladies looking like a big pervert.

Seriously guys, don't do this when you're a senior (>50 years old), it's not cool, at all.

Tofu VS Steak

Shit. I'm on the cougar mode right now, my friends think i'm pushing my cougar tendencies a little bit too far? Hey i can't help it if someone is as hot and smoking as TAYLOR LAUTNER! I mean, OH MY GOD!!!! Are those abs even abs? I know i sound delirious, but they do remind me of Tony Roma's steak. Ummm ummm~~~~~~~~!!!! He is that delicious!! *must-control-must-not-drool*

come to mummeh!!!! Muhuhahahah!!

Yes, i've watched the movie that i once condemned so badly, i feel embarrass to admit that i actually bought tickets to the show. But i did not regret watching it, you've got to trust me on this sisters, it was not bad, not bad at all! Besides, i think that New Moon is way way WAY better than the first Twillight saga partially because Mr Pale Look Like A Freak Edward did not appear much in the entire movie, which i was more than happy to know. I'm obviously not going to go to the details of the movie because i am pretty sure that many had watch it, besides, i'm not a good storyteller.

yes yes! I so wanna bite your lips!!

The only thing i'm interested in bragging here is that Jacob @ Taylor is the sexiest boy (i use the word boy because he is only 17) ever on earth! I mean, he hit puberty like recently right? But he is oozing sexuality like no others, i can even smell his testosterone from the screen! What are these kids doing these days looking like that? Are they popping anabolic steroids because i can totally detect their pheromones thousand of miles away!

Taylor has this cute charming smile that blings me blind, and his deep set eyes send electrical impulses electrifying everyone, especially me in the theatre. I have to say that i am extremely impressed with his acting too, he has all the right expressions, moving around displaying muscles so taut, oh did i mention that he runs topless in half of the movie! Which is why it was so delicious and exciting all the time watching him jog in the rain, as his pants got soaked, with droplets of water dribbling down his chest! ARGGGHHH!!!!!!!

The one thing i don't like is that he has his pants on all the time!! WHY!!??? I so want to check out those gluteus okay? Sigh, but it was very satisfying already so i'm not going to complain as much. It's so good to look at guys who actually looked like real guys having the right amount of testosterone, behave and talk like one, tan, muscular, wet messy hair. It was just BEAUTIFUL!!

let me take this shirt off you!! ain't he dirtily gorgeous!

I'm always a meat person, so i am definitely going to love Taylor for quite some time as long as he's being his "steaky" self, that's going to keep me occupied for a while. Doesn't he reminds you of pieces of grilled juicy meaty steaks combined into one, moulded into a handsome bloke? And Edward on the other hand reminds me so much of tofu. Yuck. I'm not against tofu but not very fond of it. Like who do you prefer if the both of them are placed together? A skinny scrawny pale fair red-lip vampirish looking dude, not to mention his sissy gestures turns me off so much, or someone so sunny that sends out radiation everywhere? Someone who is tan, muscular, boyish, full of male hormones, with a smile that kills, and eyes that zaps? I'll be going for TAYLOR for sure!

Ha! I'm under this twilight spell again, i wonder how long this will last before i go drooling over another hunk. It's so not fair that i've never seen anyone like him when i was 13. Kids nowadays are so priviledged! They have Taylor to oggle at, what we had was Nick Carter and he was sissy in the first place. I so wanna be 13 again so that my friends would stop calling me cougar! But hey, not that i mind a bit, it is afterall Taylor Lautner that i am in love with!

By the way, i know that this is such a debatable issue of who is better, Taylor or Rob Pat so i'm going to upload pictures of them both, just to prove that steaks are always stronger than tofus!

I'm so gonna savor you bit by bit honey! By the way, this is Taylor

Tofu's never my favourite, so is Rob Pat!

I know people are going to tell me that tofus are healthier but you know i'm young and my kidneys can definitely withstand a bit of protein, so why not choose something yummier hmm? I'm flamming just by looking at Mr Hot stuff!! So you can tell that i'm definitely in the team Jacob right now! If you haven't watch this, you should for the sake of some intriguing anatomy sessions! Besides, the movie itself was not too bad! At least this is livelier and "hotter" compared to the first movie.

A Quick Update

I know i have'nt been blogging for a while, this is certainly not a mojo thing, really. In fact, i have a surge of mojo recently to such a level that i will suddenly grope my friend (poor girl sits right beside me) and says " OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have something...........no wait, i have EVERYTHING to tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So much to tell you!!"

But why is my chirpiness not expressed in my blog? Well, that is one long story and i shall start from the very beginning. There are a couple of reasons of course, one of the most influential reason will definitely be....................

1) Because i dyed my hair and i almost DIED. No kidding. It's all my fault for being vain, i get bored of my old hair color, i wanted something new. Hence, i went to the saloon to get a new hairdo, and wthin 4 hours, i had an anaphylactic attack (angioedema, bronchospasm, laryngeal edema, urticaria) and was warded for 2 days! And then i got petrified of my own hair color because it turned out to be 2 shades lighter than what was shown to me on the color chart (despite looking at a disfigured me in the mirror, i was indeed more concern about my hair color rather than my eyeless, puffy face)! I practically look like a blonde pig wannabe, just that i'm way smarter (ahem) ! Anyway, being a patient was no fun at all, i was cannulated and was given shots that hurt my arm so much that i could feel my limb burning from the inside, seriously. I finally know how adrenaline jab feels like, it was as if my arm was bitten by a thousand ants.

And it was really really annoying to be monitored by the hospital staffs every hour! I was trying to get some sleep and rest but they (the nurses) kept waking me up to get blood pressure, check for my temperature, giving me my medications, cleaning up my bed! I was more drained being disturbed like that compared to staying awake to finish up assignments. I was discharged on the 3rd day and had so much work that accumulated for the past 3 days, i was for once, busy.

2) And then the playful me went to KL for a fun filled retreat and came back broke, obviously due to too much shopping! Sales are evil!! Besides, i have'nt been working on my case write ups and presentations! I left everything behind and thought i needed some entertainment! Ahaks! But overall, everything was so good, i truly truly enjoyed myself, despite the hospitalization that have been sucking my energy dry, i love the company in KL, i love the nostalgic moments in Cheras, i love love love the movies, I LOVE TAYLOR LAUTNER, i love everything that i've been putting into my mouth, and i love how they got digested and absorbed into my system, and thus satisfying me form within! In conclusion, I'm a happy person! For now.........!

So you see, i have been quite occupied and that is why i have not been updating, but will do very extremely soon, with pictures of course!

Ciao!

Another Handmade

My itchy hands are making me doing all these stitching these days. It's not complicated but takes a lot of patience and concentration, which is what encourages me to hand make more accessories, the process takes my mind off something. Like a form of meditation, monks pray with beads, i play with both beads and needles!

I was'nt quite sure of what i was making, or creating, i just wanted to poke that needle into something, to release some frustration. And guessed it worked because for at least an hour, i was'nt thinking of anything else other than to stitch that tiny bead into place.

But soon, i was making a necklace, without me really realizing that i was sewing one. Sound so magical aye!

I don't think i'm going to wear these handmade necklaces or bracelets anyway, it's just for the fun of it. I think i'm only into stitching, it really helps calm my over active brain, at least for a short while! I stitch pretty well huh? Maybe i'll be good in cosmetic surgery in the future, dealing with the finest suture and the smallest cut. Allright, i shall practice my suturing skills from now onwards! Gotta sleep now, nights!